Blue Room Publishing
Conshohocken, PA
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(ISBN: 978-0-9843006-0-0)
Kalvin Gray is a lot of things: college student, drunkard, pariah, jackass. But “attempted rapist” isn’t one of them. Just don’t tell that to Kalvin’s fellow students at Berkshire University, who think that he is the prime suspect involved in the recent assault of a promising co-ed, thanks to a suspicious police sketch that eerily looks just like him. This is a bit inconvenient for Kalvin, who didn’t commit the heinous act that he worries will completely ruin his already-crumbling sex life. But Kalvin’s in luck—with the help of Katie, a vivacious school newspaper reporter, he has a chance to set things straight. To do so, he (drunkenly) sets out across the collegiate landscape in order to find the truth behind the assault before the little value his reputation still has is completely depleted.

(ISBN: 978-0-9843006-1-7)
Written in the blood of memories and fears and dreams, the poems in Forked Tongue will open your eyes--whether you like it or not--to the dark corners of our world and our minds. These poems are not safe. These poems are not your friend. The sinful, somber and surreal poems in Craig Sernotti's first collection will leave you feeling dirty, ashamed for wanting more.

(ISBN: 978-0-9843006-2-4)
It's been said, "Life is good, it's living that's a pain in the ass."
Everyone has got problems--some bad, some not-so-bad, some of pants-soiling magnitudes--and everyone finds their own ways to solving tricky situations. But what happens when someone realizes that they make their own problems, or even worse, that they are their own problem?
In Training the Problem, a collection of previously published and unpublished short stories, Michael P. Ferrari blends humor and tragedy to show that often we are our own worst enemy. Each storyline--whether it is about trying to tame a racist house pet, waging a violent war against celebrity culture, confronting infidelity or battling trust issues with the church--shows that, whether we realize it or not, we are all breeding and training our own problems. Also featured is the novella, What Ever Happened to Kalvin L. Gray?, the follow-up to Ferrari's first novel, Assault on the Senses.
(ISBN: 978-0-9843006-3-1) 
The meaning of life is that it ends.
These stories chronicle that journey, the tears, the laughter, the innards.
High school hijinks gone awry; the end result of fast food franchises and forgotten river gods colliding; revenge on killer clowns from beyond; zombie death metal auditions; the exquisite dining habits of trolls; cannibal fishermen; hitmen from Hell; Satan’s favorite advice columnist; the carnival version of American Idol; f*%#ing dragons. All this, and bunnies too.
All witnessed firsthand, more or less.
These words have been reserved for you.
The worms can wait.
They know how it ends.
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Blue Room Publishing
Conshohocken, PA
editor